Premier League betting tips: Arsenal to win London derby against Chelsea, Man Utd to struggle against Crystal Palace, and more
How are we folks? Tell you what does my nut in? People are saying they are “sorted for Christmas.” In November...
What I will say is that Aldi has officially crossed into “no one asked, but we’re f***ing invested” territory by releasing the world’s first lickable pigs-in-blankets wrapping paper.
So if I can nick you a few quid on the Premier League this weekend, meet me in the mystery isle next Tuesday, yeah?
Read on for a breakdown of the best bets from the Premier League's TV games from Sports News Blitz’s punting laureate - The Bookie Basher - including the Sunday, November 30 crunch clash between Chelsea and Arsenal.
Everton vs Newcastle United
The Toon are winless in their last four Premier League games against Everton, and have been useless away from home this season.
I don’t hate the home win at bigger than 7/4 here given the Mags’ away day woes, but instead am going to have a flamboyant tickle on Newcastle’s Bruno Guimaraes to be carded.
The Brazilian has received three yellow cards this season and has accumulated these bookings while making 23 fouls. He’s a wonderful little radgie who exists in his own world of chaos, and 11/4 for him to see a card looks decent.
Suggested Bet: Bruno to be shown a card at 11/4 (Coral / Hills)
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Tottenham Hotspur vs Fulham
That Spurs game against PSG on the night of Wednesday, November 26, was insane, by the way.
Indeed, Tottenham have conceded at least four goals in back-to-back games for the first time since May 2003 under Glenn Hoddle.
Fulham have won two of their last three Premier League games against Spurs, and given Thomas Frank’s men are leaking goals, then 6/4 about a Fulham win (draw no bet) looks good.
Suggested Bet: Fulham to win (Draw No Bet) at 6/4 (bet365 / Hills / skybet)
Crystal Palace vs Manchester United
Palace will likely aim to go toe-to-toe with the Red Devils on Sunday, who somehow lost at home to Everton on Monday despite Idrissa Gueye being sent off for the Toffees for slapping team-mate Michael Keane and attempting to choke-slam Jordan Pickford - absolute scenes at Old Trafford.
It's one step forward and two steps back for Ruben Amorim, and with only two points gained from their last three Premier League matches, United have slipped down to 10th.
Manchester United have not won away at Crystal Palace since the lockdown in 2020, so I will be getting stuck into the home win and promise to spend all winnings on this bet on lickable pigs-in-blankets wrapping paper.
Suggested Bet: Crystal Palace at 7/5 (General)
READ MORE: Man Utd lose to 1-0 Everton: Two steps forward, two steps back for Ruben Amorim’s men
West Ham United vs Liverpool
Arne Slot’s title defence has been an elegant catastrophe to this point. It actually beggars belief that after a near £450m summer spending spree, the champions of England are now this bad.
The Reds are in the midst of their worst run in 71 years after suffering a humiliating 4-1 defeat by PSV at Anfield on Wednesday. What the f**k is going on? Deckchairs show more resistance to folding.
And while West Ham have won just one of their last 18 Premier League games against Liverpool, can you really trust the Scousers at the moment? They are odds-on to win this, and that is a diabolical liberty.
It feels like they are conceding first every single game. In fact, they have conceded first 24 times now since the start of last season. For context, Arsenal have done it just eight times over the same timeframe.
Insane stuff. But don’t get mad, back overs.
Suggested Bet: Over 3.5 goal at 13/10 (bet365 / Boylesports)
Chelsea vs Arsenal
Chelsea have won just one of their last 11 Premier League games against Arsenal, and the Gunners have personally pulled me right out of the sh*t with wins over Spurs and Bayern Munich in the last week.
I shall save the story of how I did my absolute conkers on a first to six legs darts match (after hearing rumours that a certain player had Dartitis - he f***ing didn’t by the way) - in safer gambling week - for my memoirs.
But let it be known that Arteta’s strollers have got me right back in the game after a spell of ‘arrers induced catastrophic financial erosion.
Arsenal have been brilliant this season - winning 16, drawing two and losing just one of their matches across all competitions - and I am more than happy to row in with them again in the game at the Bridge where both teams find the net.
Suggested Bet: Arsenal to win & both teams to score at 16/5 (betway / Hills / Paddy Power)
